Kyle Katarn.
Because:
1. If he's my BFF then maybe I'm living in the Star Wars Universe?
2. He's a bad ass.
3. He can use the force
4. Kyle Katarn can strangle you with a cordless phone.
5. Kyle Katarn eats younglings for breakfast, but then he spits them out as Jedi Nights.
6. Kyle Katarn owns a spaceship.
7. Kyle Katarn is a wicked pilot.
8. Kyle Katarn is a bad ass.
9. Kyle Katarn is friends with Luke Skywalker.
10. See number 3.