In all seriousness though, I don't know much about Linux myself but did enjoy Zorin some. Ran unusually well on an overclocked LGA 775 Pentium 4 HT with 2GB RAM and the iGPU. Only thing that I don't know about being a dealbreaker or not is that Zorin, though not locked down or limited more than most other distros, is geared more towards introducing you to Linux in a moderately-friendlier version of sink-or-swim.