Lemme explain to y'all what a main is in a pretty simple and relatable way. Picture...

[Austin Jones]

Lemme explain to y'all what a main is in a pretty simple and relatable way.
Picture this.
You have a girl.
She's your main bitch.
You like her the most.
You're the most comfortable when you're with her.
You spend the most time together.
If you have 3, 4, 5, 6, or even 7 "main" bitches, you do not have a main bitch.
The point of having a main squeeze is having someone who you put above all the others.
Pharah is my main bitch.
I like to chill out with Genji, Moira, and Reaper a lot more than I like the other bitches, but they are just my side bitches.
Pharah is who I'm most comfortable with, and who I spend the most time with.
Despite the fact that I really love to chilll out with my side bitches, they are still side bitches.

Not all of us have mains despite the fact that we all swear to god that we do.
It's ok to be mainless.
We're young, be thots y'all.
Just make sure you realize that you are indeed thots

 

[Malachi Ward]

I AM WEAK

 

[Austin Jones]

I just found a girl who claimed to have SEVEN mains
This girl mained 3/4s of the healer roster.
How do you MAIN seVEN people

 

[Max Lanthier]

Ahahahahahha im so happy you turned this into a full post

 

[Jayce Snow]

I have the same exact amount of time on Rein and Hog and everyone else is super low.

What does this mean for me

 

[Austin Jones]

Do you like one more than the other?
If not, you don't have a main.
You have side bitches

 

[Abril Digón]

Lmao, can't even comment this own my own post.
I already explained why I ticked them as mains, why do you have to keep whining? You are comparing playing a video game to being loyal in a relationship and calling me a thot for saying I main more than one hero.

 

[Michal Zlatkovský]

is it just me or video game characters arent real though

 

[Austin Jones]

Uh...
I kinda did comment on your post.
This wasn't a callout, plz dont think you're worthy of one.
Your number of "mains" was just so absurd that it was the perfect example.
But since we're here, if you "play what's needed"

You don't even have one main, let alone 7

 

[Lukas Zareckis]

Yes! nobody understands this, but this is so true. Finally someone explained it.

 

[Hua Tyus]

Salute!

 

[Jessica Gibbs]

My main bae is Junkrat I've spent like 90 more hrs than with Mercy and I don't even like Mercy that much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Bas Den Baars]

how about we don't compare video game terminology to cheating in a relationship.

congratulations, you have 1 main, good for you.
well I have multiple and no amount of your complaining will change that

 

[Savannah-Marie Pearson]

I'm done, that was hilarious

 

[Hua Tyus]

120hrs on soldier: 76

 

[Austin Jones]

Tell y'all what.
Let's play a game.
I'm going to buy some liquor, and I'm going to take a shot every time some dumbass actually thinks this post is comparing game characters to real relationships, and not about the word "main"

 

[Austin Jones]

Abril I see you lurking, why u nothing saying anything?
I gave you the attention you wanted so bad.

 

[Michael S. Myth]

maining someone in overwatch is dumb though. maining a role? totally. you have different ways to apply your given skillset while avoiding your hard counters. like mcree and widow as the "snipers" both are accurate. mcree has crowd control while widow is more of a self reliant character

 

[Daniel Boogie Collins]

Well this is an actual good way to put it

 

[Alexis Gaea]

like i understand having maybe 2 mains...3 is rly pushing it tho...but 7???? WHAT. that doesnt make any sense