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Xbox One so theres a singles ARK page? I saw some talk that one had been made and was floating...

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Kim Owen

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so theres a singles ARK page? I saw some talk that one had been made and was floating around...hmmmm... I WANT TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE USING AS PICK UP LINES!!!
 
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Dan Collins

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"Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?"
 
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Dan Collins

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"You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that."
 
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Kim Owen

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omg...genius
 
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Dan Collins

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This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
 
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Drew Philip Webb

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I'd tapy that?
 
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John Campbell

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"How much does a polar bear weigh?" Idk "enough to break the ice, hi my name is John"
 
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Dan Collins

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Not a pick up line but.... One anky says to another, “Hey, you wanna go clubbin?’”
 
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Daniel-San Walker

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Is it otter in here? Cuz you look like a Phoenix
 
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Willy T Thomas

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I would so drop my relationship for a new chick that plays ark.
 
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Mark Shepard

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you got the face of a megapithicus
 
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Mark Shepard

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mmmm ur pooty smells like sabertooth salmon
 
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Dan Collins

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fancy a Megasauras?
 
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Dan Collins

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nibble on me kibble
 
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Kim Owen

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lol omg all these have me dying. you know people are on that page trolling . lol
 
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Mac South

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Mind if I knock you out and force feed you narcotics till you become my friend. Wait.....
 
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Kim Owen

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"ouuu.. no boo I wasn't looking at you I was looking at your DoeDick"
 
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Dan Collins

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all of these certainly beat my standard "ere love, fancy coming back to mine for a cider and a massage?"
 
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Dan Collins

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probably only works with a strong southwest english accent
 
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Kim Owen

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lol Forreal though. a man has 100% better chance using one of these on me besides your standard.. "I lost my number, can I have yours" one....
 

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