I saw Lucio in a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to...

[Samuel Vasquez Mauricio]

I saw Lucio in a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "BE CHAMPIONS" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "BOOP! BOOP! BOOP!" and putting his megaphone in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Lucio trying to wall ride out the doors with like fifteen Mountain Dew bottles in his hands without paying while shouting "SPEED BOOST!" for some reason. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to get off the walls and pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her while shouting "OHH YEAH!, You feel that?" but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Mountain Dews and started SCANNING it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to hear the 'boop' more efficiently so she could give herself to the rythm," and then turned around and winked at me saying "that's how you get tinnitus". I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling "OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN! BOOP! BOOP!" really loudly.

I walked outside all weirded out and there was this cute Korean girl saying "Winky face winky face" over and over again.

What a weird night...

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[Paul Mackie]

This one had me in stitches love it x